Well, I think Brian is going to regret starting this. The biggest difference between his list and mine is that the one about him is all true - not just embellishments of minor flaws :)
1- I will not pay for a haircut! I can blow $20 on the most useless crap. I will pay Michael $25 to shovel all of our walks after it snows. I will pay Brad $50 to wash my truck inside and out. Yet I expect my wife to cut my hair for FREE.
2- I have a special blanky that I use when I sleep. Her name is Ol' Blue and she is the only one that keeps me the right temperature when I sleep. I got her after my previous blanket, Pinky was laid to rest. She was getting a few holes in her, but still doing a fantastic job. I went to get her one night for bed and could not find her anywhere. After much turmoil, I found out that she had been murdered earlier that day by my wife. I don't know if I can ever forgive that woman for what she did.
3- I also have three special pillows that I sleep with and I know when I do not have the right combination of each. If Brandy accidentally mistakes one of hers for mine, I throw a royal fit. It doesn't matter to me if she's already set up or almost asleep. I have to have those pillows!
4- I love to watch infomercials on Sunday morning. Last year I bought some swords off the TV. They were such a good deal that I just could not resist. I was really fascinated with the whole collection, so I bought the whole set for $200. Brandy thought it was a big waste of money, so I decided not to tell her that I bought them. But Unfortunately, the stupid UPS guy doesn't understand what C/O Shade's Diesel means. I told her that I will get lots of use out of them, but I don't think that I've used them yet, so if anyone wants to play Dungeon's and Dragon's, Please give me a call?
5- I can dish it out, but I don't care for it too much when the tables are turned. I'm talking about teasing. I love to tease my boys, and especially McKinlee, to the point of tears. I have a real knack for finding peoples personal defect and weakness and then using it against them. I always do it in fun, but people can sometimes be more rude than I when they tease back.
6- I litter in my own yard. I know it sounds bad but let me explain. I don't like my Truck to have any trash in it and sometimes I'm a bit too lazy to walk over to the garbage can, so I just throw it on the ground or in the yard. Thankfully Brandy cleans it up!
I really could keep going but I think that's enough. I think it's funny that Brian didn't think I could come up with any, let alone 6. I guess I won't say how many I left out! (Some were pretty embarrassing)